Religion: Christian.

Ethnicity Scottish and English (Islonians)

Population make up
3/4 Scottish
1/4 English
1/5 Jack Russell ?

Literacy rate
1999 100%
2009 50%


Usually Sectarian differences between the largely older Scottish population and the more youthful English population are few. Relations remain very good (see population growth). There has been a few contentious issues. This has led to the 2007 accord which decrees that no Bon Jovi music is allowed to be played within King Ian's earshot after 10pm.


Size isn't everything.


Queen Jess' CD collection. Crime in Islonia is non-existent now that ostrich smuggling to USA has been banned.


100% of children attend school

From the Air

Photo courtesy of US drone.

The Highlands

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